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Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 6:04 AMadmitted in the A.R.H (All retarded hospital), at time 6am, causes : waking up in 2am and start to run around in the house naked, jump on my own bed for 1 hour and start whistling in the night. BED NO. 1 staff members : Jian yang Jian yang occupation is: Nurse, doctor, Director of A.R.H, patient ( this guy is power) k enough crap, now to fulfil my own promise ========================================== =)..let me think..lol... Oh yeah. I woke up 15 minutes before set off, bath and brushing teeth at the same time. Got myself casually dressed and i suddenly want to change my underwear bag to a Sling bag. so i did. Then i met Yk at my house, yes as usual he wears his super tight fitting shirt which show his nipple if it erected. Then i went to Jurong point with The curly (Yk) he bought seaweed type of packed snacks <---what am i typing? "This is for her" he said. "WOW! you have to hold hand today ;)" i said. "you siao ar?" he said. "probably" i said <--- sign of retardness sympton no.1. -------------------------- So i went to find Quanta to collect my game =) on the way saw izzaidah and the other angels =) "HEY JIAN YANG! they shouted.. "HEY!!" *waves my arm like an idiot* <--- sign of retardness sympton no.2 (level 2 of retardness, danger level is mild) ------------------------ Met Quan, passed him the money and i asked him not to return me the change! *am mad* <--lucky my brain works fast to tell me, HEY YOU NEED THAT $2! So me and curly sat down on the "whatever you call it" thing and waited for Mel, and wow, i swear my butt flattened. And then when i was taking out my MP3 to listen one PRC came and pass me 3 tissue, "$1 xie xie (thank you,) despite me giving him cold stare she still smile at me like that -> =D i have no choice but to give her the money just in case she uses tissue to whack me <---sign of retardness sympton no.3 And Yk follow me cause ..he wanted to? *i bet yk is suffering from retardness as well* 45 minutes of waiting,after all the butt cramp, storm, sunshine, cloudy days, typhoon Melissa came! oh right! so we proceed to IMM, to repair Curly phone, "Hey, i think its fixed, lets not go to the shop anymore" he said. "U where not happy?" i said and we pushed him in the shop =) then we went to Giant, to search for his lover whom i shan't mention!, yes she is cheryl goh mei ying! Then we walked pass one section THERE IS A POWER RANGER ZORD! OMG! Mel was so madly happy that REQUESTED US TO TAKE PICTURES OF HER AND THE ROBOT! I SHALL UPLOAD THE PICTURE 0_0 <------ I am already suffering at Retardness level 4 which is close to danger, cause, whatever happen is totally the opposite =.= but still photo taken. And then Curly put on a glum face and start to think that Cheryl Goh mei ying doesn't want her anymore. *crazy guy* And so we took taxi to Jurong east swimming complex! The taxi is so cool! IT CAN OPEN THE DOOR BY ITSELF! IT CAN TALK AS WELL!OH MY GOD! <--- over exergerrating, sympton of retardness no.5 *note i skipped one nyumber which show how fast this thing is progressing* Then we swam and swam and it started to have a heavy down pour so everyone has to go to the shelter, Curly start to talk about someone who expose his hair to the guys! 0_0 gosh that guy must have been out of his mind! he even wanted to compare?like what the hell...he should just go and find the orang utan and compare whose hair is oranger *is there such word?* Then suddenly theres this huge crack of thunder which makes melissa go "QUACK!" somewhere near there =P, i wasn't laughing cause its not funny, the thunder almost strike the rain drops! can u imagine? the raindrops, they go through thick and thin to become cloud, AND THE THUNDER ALMOST EVAPORATE THEM! DAMN YOU THUNDER! Then we went to one side, cause melissa was so scared she went so far away from the spot we were sitting at. And heres come a booby miracle! I saw one guy who is quite round i guess running for his life after the thunder and i point it out to the 2, curly and mel, mel was laughing like she never did =/ "why you laugh untill like that?" i said, "BIGGER THEN MINE!" Mel said. "0_0 OMG!" i said, at this point i really felt like asking her, how can u analyse a booby so fast? so i suspect that guy was 36b and 40 inches. Curly was down on the ground laughing like a clown, so let him be. The rain cease..and we Melissa is going prepare herself to fetch Cheryl =) Nothing to do so the two guys followed. I didn't changed at all =.= i just wore the shirt am wearing and out i go with a wet underwear, swimming trunks and swiming pants. <----Retardness sympton no.6 Oh well, Yk is crazier he wore a dry pant over his, wet underwear and swimming trunk (the swimming trunk still look like a swimming suit which u cut it away to made u look sexy leh.) Oh well, Yk retardness sympton is a severe case, he skipped alot of sympton. So we walked to Chinese garden MRT station, yes on the way i am laughing like a mad man cause the wet swimming trunk shape has appear on Yk dry pants, it as if he can't control his blader and sart spraying around. We bought cup noodles at cheers, "can u really finish this?" asked the casheir. "i think so" say mel. "Of course she can, shes a hippo!" says yk. "just look at her =)" says me. we totally Pwn Mel xD *pwn - an internet term of saying the person has been thrashed badly or loses badly in a game So we sat at the Mrt station eating and waiting for Cheryl goh mei ying, Curly is anticipating it so urgently that his hair goes even Curly. So we eat and eat and eat. She came! YK is like "ohhhhh....myyy goooodddd ~.~" and is flying to heaven already. < --------starts to assume thing, Jy is suffering at sympton no.10 and so proceed back to swim! we went to the swimming pool, and oh my god i must be crazy to even try to go to 1.6M high of water, asked me why am i so scared? i almost drown at the same height when i was primary 3, imagine..i haven o swimming training at all.. <---- courting death, retardness level sympton no.11 (he can go crazy anytime) Then we went to play the WAVES! I felt so left out cause i don't dare to swim T-T While i was watching the two clowns playing, suddenly i saw a very sad scene in typical movie, a young boy asking me to push him to reunite with his girlfriend! okay nioot exactly girlfriend cause its a guy. Oh my god that is so sad! then i pushed him and push and push boy am i tired that guy must have weight 140kg just looking at his size, nah am kidding... about 100kg i guess? the moment where he held his friend hand was so touching, more touching then weizhao meeting his doom, more touching then any..touching! <--- seriously This guy blogging here is at the edge of going berserk. Then we went to the water massage thing =D Yk was showing off how many..hmm... what is that known? swollen pants made of air and water? and Mel starts doing it =.= <----- both are suffering from retardness level 8 "seriously very dangerous" And when i leave the bloody water i can't open my eyes too much.. water went in. Thanks cheryl for taking care of our stuff ! =D ------------------------------------- At this point of time alot of stunt happen ------------------------------------- We somehow landed at benquet ( buanquet?) and start to eat. And comes a very interesting topic, express, NA , NT...can we be treated equally? i shall post my self reflection later in the night ;) ----------------------------------- And we went home. After some relaxation with my PS2...i fell dead on my bed at 11pm... 2am..is the fateful time where doctor Tan jian yang told me, "You have got 100% of retardness in you, you slept for only 2 hour last night or morning... and nwo you slept for 4 hour and you can't sleep anymore =.=...and start to disturb the peaceful night...jumping on your bed for 1 hour and giving so many SL t shirt design..(3)" ---------------------------------- oh well..am not really sure what am blogging lol...maybe i tried too hard on the humour part hmm.. anyway..i really feel am a retard for jumping on the bed for 1 hour flat -.- |